Lauren Boebert, Warrior of the Second Amendment, really hates rewriting the Constitution.

Take a look:


Protecting and defending the Constitution doesn’t mean trying to rewrite the parts you don’t like.

– Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) February 19, 2021

Good God, these people. I know there are no citizenship tests for people born here, but can we make an exception for incoming members of Congress?

So what do you think Boebert means that the “amendment part” of her beloved second amendment means? It was a kind of rewrite. Because the founding fathers looked around and decided that the day would surely come when we would have to argue for decades about whether three men in a moldy basement playing Doom and eating expired Funyuns constitute a “militia”.

Needless to say, Lauren was pulled pretty hard on Twitter.


If the constitution wasn’t rewritten, your stupid ass wouldn’t be allowed to vote or hold office.

Are all Republicans that stupid?

– Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) February 20, 2021


Isn’t your second favorite change … a complement to “change”? Go learn some history.

– Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) February 19, 2021


You mean the parts where states have the right and responsibility to certify their own elections, right?

Only a seditious fool would oppose them.

– Annie Gabston-Howell- (@AnnieGabstonH) February 20, 2021


I have a doorstop that’s smarter than you.

– TheSadTruth💙 (@ReportsDaNews) February 20, 2021

We all have doorstops smarter than Lauren Boebert. I call mine “Marjorie Taylor Greene”.

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